Amateur Surgeon

Amateur Surgeon is a darkly comedic surgery simulation game where you take on the role of Alan Probe, a pizza delivery guy turned self-taught surgeon. Armed with nothing but household tools like pizza cutters, staplers, and lighters, you must perform life-saving operations on a series of bizarre patients in increasingly absurd and dangerous scenarios.

With limited medical knowledge and improvised equipment, you'll need quick reflexes and steady hands to remove foreign objects, stitch up wounds, and keep your patients alive. As you progress, the procedures become more complex, requiring precision, speed, and a touch of creativity to succeed.

Packed with twisted humor, frantic gameplay, and an unforgettable cast of characters, Amateur Surgeon challenges you to prove that anyone—no matter how unqualified—can be a doctor with the right attitude and a little bit of duct tape. Do you have what it takes to save lives, or will your patients be better off without your help?