Toss the Turtle

Toss the Turtle is a wildly addictive distance-launch game that challenges players to fire a turtle from a powerful cannon and send it soaring as far as possible. But the fun doesn’t stop with the initial launch—players can extend their turtle’s flight using an arsenal of weapons, explosives, and jetpacks to keep it bouncing through the sky. The further you go, the more money you earn to buy better upgrades, ensuring even longer and crazier flights in the next attempt.

The game features fast-paced, chaotic gameplay with hilarious ragdoll physics and plenty of obstacles that can either help or hinder your turtle’s journey. Land on trampolines and explosives to get a boost, or watch out for spikes and deadly traps that bring your run to an abrupt end. With dozens of unlockable items, including stronger cannons, different types of ammunition, and bizarre power-ups, there’s always something new to experiment with.

Known for its dark humor, cartoonish violence, and highly replayable mechanics, Toss the Turtle became one of the most iconic Flash games of its era. Whether you're aiming for record-breaking distances or just enjoying the absurdity of launching a turtle into the sky, this game delivers endless fun and chaotic action.